Other other counterpoint: Pitchers are baseball players, yeah? Part of baseball is hitting. Grab a fucking bat, Chris Sale.

Yup. And then the Senate held confirmation hearings for Gorsuch. Filibustering a nomination after hearings have been held in an attempt to shoot down a nominee and force Trump to put forward a different nominee, or even voting against Gorsuch when it comes time to vote =/= refusal to hold a hearing for Merrick Garland.

Mew mew, don’t show the pitcher up or you’ll get beaned, play the right way, Clint Frazier having long hair is definitely more of a distraction than the Yankees enforcing an insane rule about what fucking haircut grown men can have, pew pew

(Disclaimer up top: Pels fan)

Another good tweet:

“@pornhub” - Manny Ramirez.

Was living in Houston in formative baseball-fan years (8th grade) at the time, so it was kind of a crushing loss. I’ll never forget it.

From a league with high school friends, including the aforementioned Trevor, who did some incredibly bitch-like things that season. Despite this being the Randy Moss 23 TD season, this fine bunch was only good for 4th.

Non-modified DS-1s suck, but will always have fond memories of my first ever pedal

Favorite YouTube rabbit hole to go down? I don’t think I’ve ever watched less than 5 Key & Peele sketches at a time.

Have a friend from school who has introduced himself to every new person as “Graham, like the cracker” as long as I’ve known him. Always gets a chuckle, and nobody ever seems to forget who he is.

Why do I have to choose between “fuck Tidal” and “LCD Soundsystem really wasn’t broken up for all that long and that’s kind of manipulative and shitty?” More than one thing can be bullshit...it’s the internet; there’s certainly enough outrage to go around.

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