The fact that Archie, is a clueless idiot and usually outsmarted by Betty and Veronica is one of my favorite things, about the show so far.

The cat ears, don't pay for themselves!

He's the worst.

About Archie, I think Hank Hill said it best, "That boy ain't right."

I would love, to hear the dialogue that he would have with Seb.

Yes, everything is definitely Archie.

He and Xander, from Buffy, The Vampire Slayer would have been great friends.

Pretty much.

Hal and Alice, make the parents from The People Under the Stairs, look like the parents of the year.

Or maybe the John Doe, of Riverdale. I can totally see Alice as that.

Betty and Jughead, should start their own detective agency.

For some reason, Alice reminds me of Carrie's mom from the film Carrie. Only more bat shit bonkers.

For once Reggie is right. Archiekins, should just stick to football.

I'm now convinced, that Hal Cooper is the real Zodiac Killer. And he has been hiding in Riverdale, all this time.

I feel the same way, too.

Only he would win one for Most Pretentiously Bland Ballad By a Bland Singer Award.

I so wanted to break Archie's guitar the way John Belushi did in Animal House after hearing that song.

I'm pretty sure that Alice and Hal, are not helping themselves, with the whole "We are so not the killers, but we wish we were. And here's how we would have we would have done it." speech they have to Betty.

It felt very unsettling. The Joker and Leland Palmer, would have approved.

They are pretty much the worse. Especially, Alice and Hal.