"I think, I'll pass this time." - Death

Does that now make Dick Wolf, now the Abe Froman, of Wednesdays and NBC?

When Dick Wolf was in NBCland, he said "Let my Chicago go."

"What the hell did I do? Had Russia leak e-mails, rigged a election, and buddied up with Vlad."

"Yeah, and I did it ALL while on meth, K, Codeine, Speed, and horse tranks. Shit, this mike isn't on. Is it?"

"I'm Clyde Darrow, and this here is Bonnie Parker. And we here mess up award shows."

Sporty?

It's Hell, being Mel.

I blame this on the Rand Corporation, that and the reverse vampires.

It was the Feds. I'm pretty sure of that.

It looks awesome!

With a side order, of fish heads!

Served by a giant poop monster, as well.

Did Trump ever have one, to begin with?

Someone serve the Grim Reaper, a nice greasy pork sandwich in a dirty ashtray.

Oh yes! Club Dread! He was awesome in that film!

Have fun watching curling, America!

"Make me!"

In the Soviet Union, you don't report on news, the news reports on you! What a country!

Goodbye net neutrality, you will be missed.