But they are now, The Real News!

It was too depressing!

The one where something R rated happens to Don Johnson, and Tiger from The Brady Bunch?

Wasn't that supposed to Fox News' job?

Soon, dangerous bikers will roam the highways, trying to steal petrol!

That and it would annoy Edward Norton, to no end.

But not Ancient Aliens!

It's always something, wth vampires!

Followed by a snarky comment, about the decline of Ridley Scott and how he hasn't made anything of value, outside of The Martian as of late!

No, that's a show on TLC! TLC: We have no idea, what we air any more!

Ouch.

But will it be as apocalyptic, as The Strain?

"We won't get fooled again! Yeaaaah!"

We'll die of liver poison, if that happens.

Points, go to Jake Tapper!

And then later Plinko! You just won't be able to keep the prizes!

Oh. Yeah, from the looks of it, it might be.

Chisel and stone?

Archie meets the Predator, or GTFO!

Pure Genius, hasn't been cancelled yet?