He's riding the crazy train, then?

Duh, stay out of Riverdale!

I hear that Canada, is great this time of the year.

And by Acme Panic Rooms!

It's solid as a rock!

Always wanting to be center of attention! That's Our Trump! Cue canned laughter.

Someone, warn The Von Trapp family!

Up next, "Do You Know What Makes Me Mad?"

Actually, the fact that the song is called Ironic, is in fact ironic. Boom! Mic drop!

Change the WI Fi password!

Yeah, me too.

We're all feeling like a volcano in Pompeii, right now at this moment in time. Myself included.

We can visit Sammy Hagar!

Just baby proof the place! Just in case.

Well, only five days in! America, you had a good run!

This is why, we can't have nice things.

Donald!

That's Our Trump! Filmed in front of a live captive audience!

Leaving him home alone? Would that mean Wacky Hijinks?

Calling him, Potato Trump just gives potatoes a bad name. But then again, his head does look like a potato.