You might want to start drinking vodka, Comrade Bela!

I prefer, Tangerine Nero.

Free giant furry hats, for everyone!

Now playing 24/7, the Nutcracker Suite!

Texas.

Wish granted!

Welcome, my fellow American Comrades!

I may have to change my name to, Джейми зеленого Корал Гейблз.

We should start rooting for Ivan Drago, instead.

In Soviet Russia, you don't watch TV. TV watches you!

What a country!

"Be healthy, and welcome to Russia's favorite television game, Uposcrabblenyk."

"Welcome to What Fits Into Mother Russia, followed by Hey, Gygori!!, and later Inside Russia!"

It's one of my favorite episodes, yet.

Taco Bell: Number One For Your Two!

Yeah, Pure Genius is kind of a snooze. Yawn. Next.

I agree!

"Are we humans, or are we a band that eats food from Panda Express?"

Dear Wendy's:

Sick sick, beets at that too!