Your fortune cookie reads: "Soon you will have a meeting, with a famous celebrity, and her lawyers."

Will Smith needs to find a better agent.

Taco Bell: We think that you'll eat anything.

Fab!

Sure!

Alice Through the Looking Glass is now on Netflix Canada! So, yeah?

If it's real, then that makes Trump even worse than we initially thought. God help us, all.

Or maybe, Frank Fontana would have been sent to cover it, instead.

I wonder, how would have Murphy Brown would have covered this news story?

Just don't bring a UV Light. If you catch my drift.

"My friend's name is Ronald Trumpf, that's right, Ronald Trumpf."

Chet somehow reminds me of Mike Pence, for some really odd reason.

The golden shower jokes, might be the gift that keeps on giving.

Sean is the hero that AVClub needs, not the hero that AVClub deserves.

Does that make Pence, his Kif?

Yes.

It's official. Putin is the wind beneath Trump's wings.

And play the romantic stylings, of Soft Sensuality!

You have uncovered Old Man Withers' secret identity! And He would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky darn tennagers, and your dog too!

Trump could always borrow, the Cobra Weather Dominator!