Not before Sesame Street, is nuked first!

First act? Expediting Taylor Swift to Siberia.

You mean like Looper and it's ending, but only more depressing?

You mean Rick Perry, was Clark Kent all along? How could have we missed that?

Perry couldn't even name the agency, he wanted to get rid of. During the debate!

He's The Phantom of the Kremlin!

Now watch, as the last minute someone gets upset at the title, and it gets changed at the last minute.

But but, he made a Terminator movie!

Well, if you asked Hard Copy or Geraldo, then yeah, they were real and everywhere!

Or played D&D! Because, role playing games, are apparently the game way to Hell!

Would you believe, originalish? It's the Diet Coke, of original!

Marvel: We have Thor and Loki, played by Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston! People love them!

On cable TV, there are two separate groups. The Oxygen Channel, and the guy who wants to turn it into a all crime channel.

Now I can't get the image of Jason Maoma wearing a bra on the top of his head out of my mind!

Interestingly enough, Patrick Wilson was Night Owl in Watchman. I see what you did there DC!

Something smells fishy here.

I love that show!

They should have, two gnarly time traveling dudes, from California in the show.

That sounds horrifyingly scary.

Will his first act, be a continual screening of the film Sidekicks?