There better be a Sledge Hammer marathon! Sledge Hammer, or GTFO!

Is his name, Rick Dolf?

Crime Time? Oh, I see what you did there Dick Wolf! Pretty sneaky, sis.

The Assassination of Henry Ford by the Coward Thomas Edison

Doesn't surprise me, that both Kid Rock and Ted Nugent are the only ones willing to show up.

Somewhere, there's a Arby's executive wondering, "Who can we get to do commercials for our restaurants?"

"San Dimas Football Rules!"

"I'm sorry, but E Lax is the best superlaxative of all time! The award should have gone to it!"

I wonder much, will they be sold for on E-Bay?

Ditto, over here.

By the way, The Critic is probably one of my TV series of all time.

Or say Jay Sherman would say, "It stinks!"

"I Just Called To Say I Miss You?"

Introducing his new fragrence, Desperation, by Tom Ford.

You can always leave a message, on her answering machine!

Only a few more, and it can be nominated for a EGOT!

Is it called, "Gee, Your Attempt To Win a Award Smells Terrific"?

What about your Crypt Keeper, boils and ghouls?

Don't drink the tea!

I would rather have Gritty Kitty Litter, thanks.