He just needs, a cat and a volcano lair!

Was that higher power, Trump?

"Give me frogs, flies, locusts, anything but YOU! Compared to you the other plagues were a joy! "

Yeah, that's totally the guy you want in charge. We're screwed.

No, dear God no. That's even more terrifying!

Exorcist green vomit, gross even.

Good God, you're so right it's fucking scary. We are so doomed!

Worst Christmas/Holiday present, ever.

When can the asteroid hit our planet?

Zombies wouldn't even want to eat, their brains.

Wanna hear something truly terrifying? We are THIS close to having Scott Baio, Willie Robertson, Kurt Cameron, and Jon Voight as cabinet picks.

This can't end well.

"It's only a model."

Pretty much.

I love what Ben Affleck said on the commentary track, for Armageddon, about Michael Bay:

Ouch, kids don't try this at home!

"Bay likes big butts, and he can't deny."

"Goodness gracious, eight balls of fur!"

"Isn't it ironic, don't you think?"

Michael Bay actually has standards?