It could be worse, a remake of the Rob Lowe movie, Youngblood directed by Michael Bay.

"I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that’s an awful lot girl."

"Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do and saw it though without exemption. But mostly, not nearly enough explosions and butt shots."

From Huey Lewis?

Which sounds like every Bay movie, in a nutshell.

Improbable effects, costumes, and overly big weapons? Pretty much!

Probably, it's his evil twin, Michael Yab.

Or gratious butt shots. Usually both at the same time.

Or Hard Target and Broken Arrow.

Please! Don't make me choose!

Great Expectations of Explosions!

"Dude, can we bring the brewskis?"

Oddly enough, Bay was in Mystery Men as a frat boy hench villian. Which as what I have always pictured him as, a frat boy hench villian.

A Anne of Green Gables Cinematic Universe, would be awesome!

On today's syndicated episode of King of Queens. - "Clothes Encounters" - Carrie tries to resist the urge to buy expensive clothes, and then put them on later and then return them for a refund.

Here's the world's smallest violin, playing just for them.

Yes, Kid Rock tell us how you really feel about the 2016 election.

Even the cover by Carly Rae Jepson is better than the Jimmy Eat World version.

I like the original version, of Last Christmas by Wham over the version by Jimmy Eat World.

Can America please adopt Joe Biden, for the next four years? Pence won't even have to know!