Or the film Aspen Extreme.

Said by Elmer Fudd!

Or a NBA Jam movie!

So, an epic coke party that puts all the others in a Bret Easton Ellis novel to shame?

Two things come to mind. A huge ton of coke, and a glass table.

Finally, a blurb that I can get behind!

So, essentially the Double Dragon movie?

Who will play Robotnik?

Now, if someone had made a movie, out of Contra.

So is it going to be a shared universe, type film franchise?

Remember, that they were going make a Duke Nukem film?

So, essentially Beastmaster if Marc Singer, turned into a beast?

Give me Ninja Gaiden!

He was 2 Legit 2 Quit!

It's the best game, of all time! Said nobody.

Uwe Boll must be crying over the fact, that he didn't come up with the idea first!

Streets of Rage: We Promise That We Are Not a Double Dragon Ripoff!

2 Axe 2 Furious!

"What's the worse, that could happen?"

Or you could be Kyle Reese.