As an Oakland resident, lifelong Warriors fan, lover of (almost) all things Deasdpin (even you, Drew) and super sports afficianado, I have to say f*ck this and every Eastcoasterner (yes I know it’s not a word...it should be) who feels the sports schedule should adjust to their schedule. I have to have breakfast with…

Yeah, I love walking in the door at 6:30 hoping to catch the final few minutes of an ass whooping where Steph goes off for 51 points because the Orlando game started at 4PM Pacific Time. How about this... since the Warriors are obviously the main attraction, you start all East Coast Warriors games at 10:30 so we can…

As a life-long westcoaster, I would like to graciously say fuck you and eat shit, I have to wake up at 10 AM on a Sunday to watch NFL games, you can stay your ass up to watch the Warriors or you can just shutup and watch your shitty east coast teams battle for a 4 seed with 30 something wins

I don’t care what time the games are on because I wasn’t stupid enough to have kids (you IDIOT). But every - EV-ER-EE - Warriors game should be on national TV. Do the thing they do with the Olympics where you put it on whatever godforsaken channel has an affiliation with ABC. Hell, ABC Family (sorry, “Freeform”) would…

West Coast sports watching is like teleporting to another universe. My friends and I used to go out for Monday Night Football, tie one on and go home to bed tipsy around 12:30AM. Neat and clean.

As an actual non-band wagon fan: Lemme remind you that this was not issue for ANYONE when we sucked donkey balls for almost two continuous decades...

I can’t wait until they play the Knicks in the Finals. I mean I assume this is happening, seeing as they are the only two teams in the NBA.

Nearly 80 percent of us live in either the Eastern or Central time zones.

The most graphic part was her little tongue thing at :31. That ALWAYS means they’ll let you fuck them.

For decades, that was the case regarding the Warriors even when they didn’t play the Sixers. Now, not so much.

No, Sixers won that game. The standings will show otherwise, but as a Warriors fan and Oakland resident, I promise that the bars in Philly are much happier than the ones here in the ‘Town.

I believe strongpoint is getting at the fact that “hella” is heavily, if not entirely, associated with the Bay Area.

You say “our” when referring to the Thunder, but then you say “hella.” I’m so confused ...

Nah. Steph Curry is dope. Unlike you, who is not dope.

Despite bad grades, those kids managed to avoid a C section

No one does.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

IANAL, but ... to avoid gift tax, you can give ~$14k per giftee/ per year/ per gifter. So if you have a spouse, and you were giving it to (for an example) your brother and his wife. You and a spouse could basically give them $14k*4 = $56k / year. If you give more than that in a year, the amount comes off your lifetime…