I always enjoyed the dark crystal / full house crossover episodes,

He’s President of the red part only:

I am so conflicted about my kids’ future potential teenage sexcapades.

I was raised by suuuper permissive hippies, so I’m very pro-education, pro-healthy-sex-life, all that jazz.

But I’m also a mega-nerd who didn’t even meet a person I felt was worth having sex with until I was 21! So to me, personally, teenage sex is…

I think you are the only other person I’ve ever seen who remembers “She’s Out of Control.” Which is a completely ridiculous movie so of course 11 year old me thought it was so great when I saw it. That movie is how I fell in love with Matthew Perry, who plays an awful jerk, but I thought he was so hot.

Calling it now. Rose did not get suspended for swearing.

The sad thing is you probably hit ‘Publish’ thinking you made a great point.

I’ll give you this. It happens with every president. They have professional PR people for a reason. You know what the difference is? Trump needs this constant ego stroking otherwise he can’t function. There is no issue in America more important to Trump than the soothing of his raging need for praise. You can see the…

Once sanity reigns again and this whole thing is over, I never, ever, ever, ever want to hear the terms “snowflake” or “fake news” again. Ever.

I don’t think she’s trying to get ESPN to change its spots, I believe that she’s encouraging the monetary support of ESPN (i.e. the viewers) to hit ESPN where it hurts, thereby forcing ESPN to change its spots or die.

All ESPN ever wanted was to have some black faces, brown faces, women’s faces, different kinds of faces open their mouths and let ESPN speak through them, so that it could congratulate itself for granting them the privilege.

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she wasn’t attacking ESPN sponsors.

If the cowboy players had any guts.... Any.... They would call his bluff this Sunday. Period. Such a s-show.

Likely right.

Perhaps two assholes who never spent a single day in uniform should stop talking for those of us who have.

She probably does know deep down, or at least have her suspicions, but she’s just ignoring it in an attempt to keep her and their child’s lives somewhat stable.

I was thinking it would be great if there was a Roomba underneath, so it could at least make itself useful.

Why is Jr. sitting like that?

pass