There are always those that need to question the validity of a short clip of a good play.

Ah, so don’t fast. Got it.

Either that or Chobani. Been awhile since we’ve had a good Chobani rant.

Oh, what? Now all white people live in the city? What is it with you bastards? When is enough enough?

This is the county that elected Joe Arpaio for 20+ years. That cost them what 100+ million too. Everyone there can go fuck themselves.

When did stadiums become disposable things that get thrown out after twenty years? This has gotten ridiculous.

I can’t believe he makes $150K per year, and a hard NO on the sex, thank you very much.

Is this real?

Ahem, you better not be insulting skyr. Iceland has given the rest of the world so many great things, and skyr is one of the aforementioned great things!

Well.... President Obama is a Constitutional Law scholar, and a successful politician, and generally a pretty cerebral guy.

Yes, just keep employing those false equivalencies for Obama and Trump.

My FB feed will probably need to be committed, all together. We’re mostly cosplayers and comic geeks.

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

If your tweets are so vague and incomprehensible that you need someone clarifying them the next day, maybe you should stop tweeting. If you are the President-Elect, then YES you should absolutely stop tweeting.

Shouting people get kicked off flights all the time.

You don’t kick babies off flights because they can’t help it. They are absolutely right to kick belligerent and obnoxious passengers off a flight.

As a Jew, working on Christmas was awesome.