Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

Personally, when I am 80, I intend to be either fully dead or taking a watercolor painting class.

Huh? Last I checked Durant was having his most efficient season ever.

Well, the joke’s on them, because I’m going to start wishing everyone Feliz Navidad.

I’m a straight married male and I have a crush on Uncle Biden. So, no.

I can’t think of any major thermo-nuclear-armed superpower in the world that just might want our nukes to fail, can you?

I hope that he DOES KNOW that his tweets help crater stocks.

They’re psyched to build sand castles on the deck of the Titanic. They never really wanted a functioning democracy in the first place- it was all about creative destruction for them

Well said. I’m also an atheist, but I may join the Satanic Temple, just for the hell of it.

My step-sister asked me what my religious views are this week. Guess I just figured them out!

Man, NPR has been dialing up the sports coverage lately....

Eli you have exactly 10 fucking seconds to wipe that disgusting smile off your face after you get picked off or I will gouge out your eyes and skulk fuck you!

I think Mighty Cucks, has a better sound and you just change the goalie mask on the duck to a bondage mask.

I’ve seen some Dolphins do some shit too.

of course, there’s no law saying the President-elect has to

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

I’m not sure how the life expectancy of african-americans can get any lower.

Try to picture one of those dumpy slobs doing anything heroic. It’s kind of entertaining to think about, until you realize there are delusional, anti-social rubes who actually believe this sort of crap.

I’m all for gun ownership but dafuq kind of weirdo needs to bring a gun everywhere? Guns in the library, school, church, stadiums, water parks, malls, hair salons/barber shops, casinos, parades, theaters. I’m starting to think there are some ammosexuals who never remove their guns from their person. It’s there when…

This country is fucked.