I don’t think his followers actually believe he respects women. They just think women are so inconsequential that it doesn’t matter. Even the women.

Seriously! Clinton’s a policy geek. I have faith that she knows this stuff cold. (And even if she would have flubbed the question, is that really worse than the risk of being caught cheating?)

Seriously, this is making me fu.ri.ous. Clinton didn’t need this help. I mean, I know politics is war and this was during primary season with a more competent debate opponent but DAMMIT be better than this. Too bad Michelle Obama hadn’t yet given the reminder to go high when they go low. Thanks, Obama.

Are you suggesting that most phone calls are recorded?

WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS AND PUT IT IN WRITING.

i’m going into a medically induced coma until next thursday. bye

Omg no, this is not about Bernie. The DNC did not steal the election from him. It wasn’t rigged in favor of Bernie & it’s not rigged in favor of Trump. Just no with the conspiracies.

I’m torn on this one. Yes, Cubs fans would be terrible. But almost every day since the Cavs won the NBA championship, I’ve seen a stupid meme get posted on Facebook about how the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead. It would be the ultimate in karmic retribution if they have to eat it now if the Tribe blows a 3-1 lead. However,…

That sounds like one of those really smart takes that actually isn’t correct.

However, Trump advised everyone to visit their local polling station and procure a “new ballot.”

I just filled out my ballot last night, and my partner is delivering the envelope to one of the 24-hour dropboxes in our area.

I’m hoping to get my ballot in the mail early next week (fingers crossed) so I don’t have to deal with going to the booth.

Too late, jerks, I already voted.

But honestly Rom, fuck Janice, right?

You just made me search “smiling dogs in hats” and it will probably be the most productive thing I do today.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

Actually, my hack involves a backpack mounted vacuum cleaner. No need to make costly alterations to your furniture.

“Isn’t it GORGEOUS?!”

To be fair, the return guy tried to call his teammate off, but he couldn’t be heard over the roar of all 2500 fans in attendance.

A bad hombre for sure