and we have a well regulated militia. its called the fucking national guard so like this second amendment average citizen thing has never made sense to me. THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA. If you have a weapon of war with zero regulation, and you aren’t in a militia. It. Doesn’t. Cover. You.

Marines are idiots, which is the primary explanation here.

“Instead of saying ‘Good job’s or ‘well done’ on the cleaning, Mom just keeps asking ‘where’d the dirty clothes go?’ or ‘why aren’t there any clothes in the hamper?’ I didn’t have to clean, I cleaned because of my own generosity and Mom just wants to criticize me at every turn. Bad!"

If there is any silver lining here it’s that the media seems to have finally decided to put their pants back on, wash their hands and start doing their fucking job, which is holding this assholes feet to the flames on all his obvious bullshit lies he’s been spouting off.

“I never said six!”

But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.

Oh come on. His politics, his stances, his entire life condemns this kind of bullshit. It should be more than obvious that this is counter to everything he stands for.

Mom! The meatloaf!

Still a dirtbag thing to do, leaving a handicapped person on the side of the road, especially if they were a paying customer.

I like the “Hell vibe” that the background was giving off as this asshat was praying for a “Jesus Man” to be our president.

That guy looks like Jim Rome. Bet he feeds the dog nothing but hot takes.

In a 1976 letter, the KKK threatened Alabama’s Attorney General Bill Baxley for going after the perpetrators of the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing in Birmingham, Alabama. They compared him to John F. Kennedy, and made him an “honorary n****r.” Baxley responded, on official state letterhead, as follows:

It really is.