Kudos to that cop who followed procedure and basically busted his boss. I’m sure he’ll get skewered by other, shittier cops for it.

Am I the only one who clicked on this assuming it had to be Pete Davidson?

“So you got a train named after you..... Well That Don’t Impress Me Much....”

This is why people will die on my doorstep before I let them in.

Sorry, not sorry. I’m not getting killed by some demon/ghost/hag.

This thing is fuckin hideous... I want 12 of them

But the V10 is actually fast.

Please don’t contaminate Bob’s with this nonsense.

I love my fed-ex guy cause he’s a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it...and he’s always on time.  - Mitch Hedberg

I may be an old man, (in fact I’m fairly sure I am) but do the kids these days still play the Five Knights with the Frankie? 

What’s life without a challenge in everything you do?

Again with this First Amendment shit. Yes, you have freedom of speech but not freedom from consequences of that speech.

Or, he’s actually passionate about using his highly visible platform to try to make a statement about issues that are important. 

This lady is confused by the entire “work wife” thing. I hate working at home with my actual wife.

Goecke’s “impulsive reaction,” the company continued,

I like the way a giant, commercial, convection oven like has been in use for decades is now an “air fryer.”  Because I guarantee you they aren’t baking these in a 2 quart piece of plastic on a countertop.

How original and different they are from other people. How nobody else (but each other) understood their weirdness and refusal to conform to society. How deeply they think and feel.

Maybe it will be powered by a 130hp motor to really get that DMC feel. 

If you forget where you put your gun, you shouldn’t have a gun. 

It seems that Florida Man can show up anywhere....

You know you’d watch that video too.