Man, I Feel Like I Know This Woman

What you don’t remember that time James Bond tossed out that debonair line? Hell, it was so dashing I think they used it on one of their movie posters..

Hard to blame them, little kids on planes....

“What? Is Donald Duck the next to be forced to wear some pants?! Woke culture is absurd!!! Storm the Capital!!! Stop the dungarees!!!”

Grade-A Prime father material there! Can’t imagine why his ex-girlfriend opted for an abortion rather than a life tied to this winner. It’s a real mystery.

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Eight is not enough.

Better add some bromine before you do the grift or the park nerds are gonna smell the water and know right away it’s fake. 

Equifax sent me a check for $5 for allowing hackers access to ALL my info!

So, where are they getting these documents? A certain golf course in Florida? The glove compartment of Biden’s Corvette?

Follow up question; why declassify things you don’t want other people to be able to see? Is there some document dump only “Americans” can look through but no posty on Reddit?

Never underestimate…

I’m just hoping something will be done about him.

If she did that my eyeballs might catch fire.

In a house where six young people live, I can imagine it’s a near-constant stream of coming and going, noise, random friends, etc... might as well just install a revolving door. That one of the survivors is being persecuted is beyond awful; it’s so easy for the people who weren’t there, who will never experience…

Well, now people can bully her with a clear conscience. Jesus Christ.

No problem, I’ll just support their competitor next time. Once Madden starts losing sales they’ll have to make better product.

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

“Ingested while fucking dragon."

Today has been a dark day for sport.

I’m sticking with beer and more beer and then maybe a shot and then beer and some joints.  If I start with the bubbly I’ll be all hung over.

Honestly, my best to Texas. May the power grid be ever in your favor.