https://www.tampabay.com/news/breaking/check-out-the-facial-tattoos-of-the-man-called-the-miami-joker-20181113/?itm_source=parsely-api

That sounds like a im taking a big dook at work after drinking that lol

Nobody pays me in gum...

Speed activated wipers!! On my 16' Jetta they go from normal speed to absolutely nuts in the rain when accelerating. What’s worse is when its a dry day and a small spec of sand or debris hits the sensor and the shenanigans continue but with added scratching of the windshield glass. Sweet.

Devious Licks?

As a North Carolinian in thee Ft. Bragg area who has to see this shit everyday and not to mention the “slappin and clappin” sound aspect.. I am thrilled this bill has passed lol

Look at those sweet type S floor mats... CP!!