“Got mine, fuck you” knows no boundaries.

You must be fun at parties.

A message to the public: If you see this fugitive, no you didn’t.

NICE *kicks door down* PRICE *smashes computer monitor* BABY *punches hole in wall* YEEEEAH

started with that

In other news, BMW is going to make one in 14 tones of gray.

Seller says they built it with their dad, so I think we can forgive this one. Also, “I couldn’t figure out a better place that wouldn’t look ridiculous. If you added a big spoiler, you could put the air intake under it and get a few more HP.”

This is the type a shit that doesn’t need to be included in posts

The real reason the neighbors demanded it be taken down is the witchcraft powering the display was draining every neighbors life force one year per day

And now she has learned a valuable lesson, the police’s desire to help is highly conditional on them seeing you as “one of the good ones” and as soon as they think you aren’t, they will kill you in a heartbeat with a smile on their lips and a song in their heart. ACAB.

Wait a minute, the LAPD is claiming that he fell from a high height where he had been demonstrating how to grapple with someone? That sounds like something the Kremlin would say after murdering one of Putin’s critics. 

I mean...Stormy Daniels got her money via check from you-know-who, so this tracks.

fleet dreams are made of this...

Idk.. I like putting stadia in my coffee, its niceif you’re watching your sugar intake.

I’m probably the first person to say this, but BMW’s recent style seems a little unattractive.

A Star is Torn.

saying instead that the teen “may have been also involved in some of the fire exchange,” possibly “firing back at the deputies.”

Possible solution: