This tracks, since filing a lawsuit is the ultimate “Let me speak with the manager.”

There are many many medications that can cause severe birth defects. Some providers require you prove you are on birth control. Some merely have you sign a waiver. This, as a precedent, is concerning as fuck.

Dear Apple: Is it really that hard to add landscape mode to the Music app? Given that you have access to the best iOS programmers in the world.

Three officers conspired to commit murder? Another day in American policing. They will be found to be completely lacking in responsibility for this as it was the suspect’s fault for being detained in the first place and the American police death penalty doesn’t care about the offense.

It would be even better if it made you play it yourself.

22 year-old female driver on her way to school loses Focus.

Something something thin blue line something keeping us safe

Best job interview ever.

Jennifer Garner failed to incorporate duck fat into her cinnamon toast recipe, so there’s that...

LOL - They know what they have! No low ballers!

You know, you are undoubtedly allowed to kill someone when you have a reasonable fear that you are in imminent danger of severe harm or death from that person. I would think anything that purports to be a “justice” system would take seriously the possibility that a child who had just repeatedly been sexually assaulted…

That seems a little shady.

The title may be clear but does that gap look sketchy to anyone else?
That’s not just a shadow, right?

Yeah, as much as this sounds great, I’m not letting a company put wear and tear on my stuff just so they can save a bunch of money and only give me a measly pittance. Pass.

A regularly driven exotic is the most reliable exotic.

Leftover oatmeal?! 

...and your wallet in El Segundo?

A 14 year old can give birth to her rapist’s baby, but she can’t check out the Diary of Anne Frank at her school library because that's inappropriate content.

Everything about this is deeply stupid, but I really just wanted to chime in to say that TIL that Pacsun is still around. A quick look at the site shows that they rebranded since I did my back-to-school shopping there in the mid to late 90s, but I legitimately thought they were like KB Toys and just disappeared.

You had me at “unhinged boat captain (Woody Harrelson)”.