Im calling the poll rigged. I can’t vote crack pipe or nice price. The captcha appears off to the side on my s10 with chrome mobile. Even rotating it sideways did nothing, forever will it be out of reach. Crack pipe by the way.

Why was he speaking instead of Jimmy Carter? Or literally anyone else?

Semi-serious question; are you a masochist and did you post this so people would scream at you. Because that - that is disgusting.

I just want to know how to get rid of that damn U2 album. I still can’t make it disappear permanently. 

Naw, the lobster has a thicker shell and firmer grasp on reality.

May all of their bio children grow up to be radical queer atheists.

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

yes but that would look poor

Looks at car and price scolls down and votes CP. Goes back to read article and wants to vote CP again.

pelotón o plomo 

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Just cut to the chase

Just cut to the chase

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

Be honest. They don't care for most people, not brown or poor white people. 

I thought this would be a record breaking CP victory but 13 people would actually buy this garbage which is amazing.

that’s a jerk-off station

Every single out of warranty Range Rover is a crack pipe.

May a black family buy your house while you're in prison.

At least the kid isn’t a douchbag...

Are you fucking kidding me?