The pride shirts are better than the UFC’s WE ARE ALL JEW-JITSU passover shirts.

The queen didn’t ask this guy to leave the Royal Buffet.

Man’s twitter account shows him to be a trump supporter so...

I appreciate pointing out the hypocrisy at play here, but this is a flavor of hot take I’m really fucking tired of. Can a tragedy just be a tragedy? Do we always have to justify our emotional responses to stuff like this by comparing it to other tragedies or excuse it by giving some explicit personal or familial…

I don’t feel bad for the snake at all. Not because I’m afraid of snakes, I’m not. I think snakes are cool, but because

“Detailing cars is the most soul sucking profession on the planet,”..

I hope there aren’t any Terry’s on board.

look at you, with your avocado toast.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

BOO THIS MAN

Fans of Coors Light.

I mean, I heard the panel gaps were pretty big on the 3, but this is ridiculous.  

Pls don’t disrespect my dream DD

I miss having an old shitty car people hate riding in, it’s the best excuse to not waste gas on them and their poor opinions.

Hahahahahaha...sorry, let me catch my breath. With a 12, nigh 13 year old Audi you are basically buying yourself the scary Victorian house at the end of the street that everyone marvels at but you know people get murdered and turned into wall art in there. I’m telling you from experience, do NOT go in there.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

I think many of us probably have! I have friends who are in their 30s who still bend over backwards to assign any kind of excuse for why a dude isn’t calling them back that ISN’T “Maybe he just doesn’t like me that way.” He’s too afraid of love, or he’s too close with his sister or he’s been really busy at work for…

What seems to be the problem?