Personally I think it'd be alright to give Tebow another shot at the NFL. He definitely did win some games he appeared to have no business winning, he's a talented athlete, and throwing motions are in theory fixable. Is he really worse than Geno Smith or Christian Ponder? He could at least be useful as a backup, and…

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

Always a highlight truther.

This is in contrast to joining the Angels, where you get three texts asking if you know where Josh Hamilton is.

I would have expected him to be wearing a Red Sox cap, what with everyone getting B-headed.

The Cartesian plane is pretty big

I don't understand why people are surprised the next R8 looks like an R8. I don't get it.

on Bullrun in 2010 my videographer Tom Morningstar stood up in the back seat of a Shelby GT500 convertible to get tracking shots on Talladega.... At 165 mph

What a difference Garnett makes. Now if someone doesn't play defense that player gets yelled at. While last year if someone didn't play defense it would have only been Love.

That's secretly my favorite part of this clip. Him just standing there while Wiggins runs right by him for an easy dunk.

I was going to offer a point by point rebuttal to this but then realized the article was about "famous" athletes, so, yeah, I'll just be on my way now.

So basically...

My vote:

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow

In the before times, parents took an interest in their kids' extracurricular activities.

This is an amazing feat, considering magic has been banned outright in Alabama.

Wait till they see what happens when they bring it back in!