Corvette, definitely.

You’re literally the worst type of person. And the fact you can’t even understand what’s wrong with what you’re saying, is pretty telling.

This guy. He’s got jokes.

Hey, appreciate the honesty! I initially just had you pegged as a Corvette homer. I myself love the Viper's looks, and just like the Corvette's. C7 is beautiful though! Styling is subjective, however.

I assume you also like the way a non-stripped Corvette looks, better than a non-stripped Viper too?

Am I the only one seeing a Hyundai Genesis Coupe?

Heavy breathing...

That’s fair. Styling is subjective. I really like it. And it’s bigger brothers.

Think it’s a bit premature to be making firm conclusions like that. No one’s even driven the thing yet. I realize it’s your opinion, but usually informed opinions are taken with a little more gravity ;)

Who's coming with me, maaan?

We're just destined for lousy Tournament appearances...

At this point, all the bullshit aside, I don't know if I choose Peterson blindly for my hypothetical team, like I would of done a few years ago. I think both Lynch and Charles would be my top picks. I don't know who I'd pick between them though. That shits tough.

Or, if drifting Moby Dick Caprices and Fox-body Mustangs are more your thing:

Go away, Dan.

Did you put your hand up on your hip when the realization hit?

I'm just gonna go ahead and say, no....

You're not alone in that feeling.

And this might be a huge overreaction to a sarcastic comment. Kansas Fan?

You know who else cares about your GT-R's accident history? The next owner. Because when you go to sell this thing, people are going to see your low price, and they're going to call you, and you're going to say that everything is great, and fine, and perfect, "except for that one minor issue where a cement truck fell…

Well done, Sir.