chick on the right is definitely not a Pats fan, nothing deflated about those... AMIRITE?

you might be giving them a little too much credit

Low-class move by Shanahan. You'd never see Pete Carroll throw Russell Wilson under the bus like that. Not anymore. He'd hand him to Lynch and let Lynch carry him under the bus.

Any NFL franchise who asks for loyalty when contracts are only binding for the player is just pandering to the fan base. Get your money while you can, Julius, and get out while you are healthy. That is a good business plan.

Your two cents are worthy.

Yeah well I doubt God created you to jump over fences for a living, but here you are.

Always highlight (lowlight) truthers.

What's even more impressive is how the exhaust is tuned to sound like incredibly mediocre electronic music.

Always highlight truthers.

BEACH MODE

Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Just here to flaunt my lactase-having privilege

Don't care. I'm still going to drink my gallon of whole milk on a weekly basis. It's yummy in my tummy.

This is how I feel about this article.

If you're trying to be funny, it's kinda lame. If you're trying to be serious... it's kinda lame. Sorry love.

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.