Except that the Red Sox have 2 of the Top 10 prospects in baseball right now playing at AA, plus 19-year-old Rafael Devers in Hi-A. Throw in a 20-year old pitcher who can hit 105 on the gun (and will probably get pulled over for going 105 in a school zone at some point), plus a bunch of international signings and then…

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

Ezekiel Elliott is the Adrian Peterson you get when you can’t get Adrian Peterson.

This is very courageous of her to speak out. Good for her. If only Michigan’s defense were as strong.

WORTH IT for these 10 beautiful seconds

Duke made it to the Sweet 16, they’ll pull through.

This makes me extremely sad, since I was ecstatic when I saw MacNicol’s name on the list and I prayed he would get the award too because he made me wet myself laughing. He was brilliant.

This has gotta be tough for Yankees fans. I mean, first the Cowboys and Lakers, now this?

“I’m Bill Simmons, and here is what I believe!”

“The act also prohibits municipalities in North Carolina from enacting anti-discrimination policies,^[14] setting a local minimum wage, regulating child labor, or making certain regulations for city workers. The legislation also removes the statutory and common-law private right of action to enforce state…

I guess it’s easy to weigh them if you keep them in your nightstand.

North Carolina’s weird, though. You’ve got the Raleigh-Durham triangle, full of wicked smart people, a fairly liberal (for the South) metropolis like Charlotte, and even the Piedmont area (Greensboro) which is sort of enlightened. The rest of the state, though, is country as fuck, with a huge amount of redneckery and…

The number of people in North Carolina who are googling the word imminently...

In a show of solidarity with everyone in North Carolina who is unsure which bathroom they are legally allowed to use, Governor Pat McCrory just shit his pants.

WHAT ABOUT MISSINGNO!!!!!

Sir, I don’t believe you get Deadspin...

Were hand-wanks mentioned? That’s a cornerstone of the league in my opinion. They cant just get rid of it.

“You fargin icehole. You haven’t got the bells to red card me. Corksucker!”