“If that baseball was instead a man, he’d be charged with attempted murder.”

If Darren Rovell’s Tweet were a turd, it would be the dumbest shit ever.

Yes mostly about how much I want to strangle Darren Rovell

Really makes u think

TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

Oh. This is actually pretty cool trivia. And I’m now kinda sorta sorry that my double entendre about dongs offended you.

Is it true that big dongs are a rarity among Asian players ?

I hope he left Invisible Tom Brady hanging.

I’m laughing at how shameless it is. White people sure do love stealing from Black people, huh?

That was cool. But for added realism,the Bears offense should take possession of all those things, move them eight yards in a random direction, then kick them to someone else.

Things I will always remember about Peanut:

Loved watching this guy play. Hope to see him back on the CHI sidelines as a DBs coach teaching those youngsters the Peanut Punch. #beardown

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

I mean, heavens forbid they actually use that technology to figure out where a punt goes out of bounds so the refs don’t walk it back up an extra 10 yards, it’s not like I’m bitter about that or anything.

If only we had some sort of video technology that could tell us if the balls crossed the uprights. Hmm. Oh well.

Funny, my wife asked for much the same thing.

Does anyone have any data as to how far the balls are punted?

Perhaps these micro chips could even give a precise reading of the air pressure, lest we end up with some never-ending issue regarding differences in air pressure. But alas, I fear that is but a pipe dream

A special jersey to commemorate the occasion: