I have Asian friends and we’ve never addressed if this is offensive or not because I’ve known for years and years not to pretend to be Chinese.

How does a 37 year-old woman in 2016 not know that this is offensive? Sincerely confused by this. And don’t say “Well she grew up around people like this” or “she’s from some idiotic all white town and doesn’t have any non-white friends” because there’s this thing called TV and movies and the news and various other…

A Murphy bed raises a household’s chance of Wacky Hijinks by an impressive 15 percent!

This leaves me with a million levels of confusion. I simply don’t understand what any of this has to do with Murphy beds.

She looks like she’s counting the seconds until she can get the fuck out of there.

I think that is what caused me to lose my eyeballs under the chair. Bitch actually went straight up to the Asian woman and sang in her face. All the while the bystander was wearing her best “Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, the SHIT I have to deal WITH!!!!” face. I want Barbie to try this on Constance Wu!!!

The Asian woman, in particular! Fancy that!

Obvs she’ll be added to his campaign staff now. Conventionally attractive AND racist? She’s gonna be the best campaign staffer we’ve SEEN!

“Pepperidge Farm bread...that’s fancy bread. You can tell it’s fancy because it’s wrapped twice. You open it... and it still ain’t open. That’s why I don’t buy it. I don’t need another step between me and toast.” - Mitch Hedberg

Wow, that Deadspin Award really got to their heads!

Worst Bears of 2016; Baylor.

Furthermore, can you point to an event in history where a traditionally marginalized group of people got equality by asking nicely?

I’m saving this one in my back pocket for use later, thanks.

Exactly, when women, especially women of colour are angry and refuse to be silent, they’re often labeled as belligerent or hysterical where a man would be called passionate or forceful. Erica Garner has nothing to apologize for.

But when applied in reality, it’s only white guys that can effectively do this because an audience is more inclined to listen to them whatever they say.

He was basically Houston’s local equivalent of Rush Limbaugh, jumped up to State Senator (where he was loathed and ignored), so decided to run for and win Lieutenant Governor (so he could set a stupid agenda). This is because our electorate is shit and our Democratic party apparently launched themselves into space 20…

and her regret that “black people have to act belligerent” to be heard.

Y’all should have known fucking Marchman wasn’t splurging for AC.

If that townhall included our/Texas’ disastrous shitshow of a former radio host of a Lieutenant Governor, then I’d be pissed even if I got asked 100 questions. He and his party are relics and have nothing to contribute going forward, and wouldn’t contribute even if they had something because they’re racist nihilists.

What a blast! All you staffers are really nice! (The ones I met, at least).

Can’t find his name in the phone book.