Smart money says this is the guy posting “You’re really going to do this all season” in all the cardinals posts.

I’ve had nothing but respect for Radcliff since he was on “Extras.” So great.
“Can I have my prophylactic back, please.”

Even more ridiculous that Gammons would be nominated for worst tweet when that was obviously the best tweet of the year.

Pretty ridiculous the guy is a professional actor and butchered that Gammons tweet

Maybe they just have to look around harder for that Missingno.

We used to play Smash Brothers in our college dorm, and none of us had any grounding in Pokémon so we just made up names for the things that hatched out of the pokeball item. Some said their names intelligibly like Snorlax and Bulbasaur (sp?). Some... Not so much. To me, this Pokémon will forever be known as Floppy…

The firings will continue until morale improves.

So these aren’t the traits of Gibraltar?

When asked about the incident Green responded, “That shit was weeks ago!”

This is a sober and measured comment.

Hmmm that’s not quite true- in any deep water environment breast stroke is actually far more useful.

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

The judge assigned to Draymond Green’s case is named Richard Ball. I am not making this up.

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?

Like Draymond, the Deadspin commentariat has never been known to shy away from the low-hanging fruit.

Did you know Draymond Green was once suspended for a pattern of hitting people in the dick and balls?

So fine coaches for doing something within the rules? On what planet does that make more sense than just changing the rule?

Hmm, can't argue with that.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.