[15 minutes later]

This hypertexting is not elite.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

“I don’t teach kids to do that, to poke people in the eye,” Adams said. “I don’t accept it or tolerate it.”

Look how cute Otto the skateboarding dog is.

That actually makes it worse. It means someone looked at a Spanish word and said “Hmmm... What is best way to convey this in English “and ended up with oriental.

Before you get on the NFL about this issue, just remember that they employ more colorblind people than any other business. And that’s just including the refs.

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

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We have yet to hear an adequate answer to why Ross, the largest friend, does not simply eat the other five, earthlings.

The fact that “Professional Internet Commentator” is not recognized by the US Labor Department is a grave injustice.

I read the first sentence and jumped straight to the replies. “Trying to cut back on its ad spending.”

To be fair this particular game seems like it would be much more entertaining if you couldn’t tell the teams apart.

Is there ANYONE who works for the NFL who is not in fact a complete goddamn moron?

Fuck sports and people who think that everyone’s lives should revolve around them. Especially fuck anyone and everyone involved in spending public money on them.

Why not? I love books. If they want to protest that way, it's cool. They're not being loud or disruptive.

Damn, it’s not often you see a player good enough that he breaks the will of not only the opposing players, but the opposing announcers as well. Don’t know who the Grizz had on the mic there for that second shot, but I know he reached for a flask after that “Of course he does”.