Can we get to the real point of interest: how much pizza did Goodell let everyone eat?

“claimed that Holder merely slipped and fell”

Dayuuim Deadspin. Gotta give it you this is some great muckraking, and journalism. ESPN, Fox Sports, NBC may want to take notes.

Ooooooo maybe the first DLC will take us to Seattle and we can visit KACL!

He is right. Hatin’ on people solely because they are in the “different” category of women-beating misanthropes *is* discrimination. It is, however, *permissible* discrimination. So suck it, shitbag.

Wait, “Assholes” are a considered a protected class now?

Oh nice, you read the article, too? That’s great

I think it’s more about being rich enough that you have a private helicopter service with the ability to cart you around the same way plebeians use Uber.

That's not the only mistake. The calendar also has a picture of the Nationals playing baseball in October.

Dusty Baker: Good, I didn’t like the picture anyway. Look at all those players clogging up bases.

Pixies don’t have pupils. That’s how you can tell.

Yep! This is Ashley’s dress made out of polaroids. This is Edmond’s dress:

Actually this is the kind of fun and spontaneous expression of the competitive spirit that should be encouraged rather than stifled in the NFL. Fuck this man, and his banner.

This is so silly. All that the Panthers and their fans need to be focused on right now is their outstanding 7-1 start to the season.

This is a hilarious, hilariously dumb take that I unfortunately knew would be down here somewhere.

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

THE FOOTBALL PLAYER’S CAN NOW GO BACK TO DOING THEY’RE JOB WHICH ISN”T A JOB BECAUSE THEIR STUDENT’S FIRST BUT THEY GET PAYED WITH A SCHOLARSHIP, IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT THEY SHOULDN”T OF TAKEN THE JOB WAIT NOT JOB, THEIR EASILY REPLACED BUT IM UPSET AT THE IDEA OF LOSING THEM FOR SOME RASON.

Clearly you’re not used to coming here on weekends. It’s like reddit closes up shop for two days a week and they all end up here.

You’d expect a Wolfe would know better than to try to let things blow over.

Great. Now we have to watch Missouri football again.