Odd that such a tough, inspirational leader-badass looks so much like the most cowardly coward who ever cowered.

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

Carolina is 7-1

You know who else he left off his list?

Goodell immediately opens an investigation into the Eagles' players for violating the competitive spirit of the game, then tacks on a random fine on Kelce for saying something specific in a way that could possibly be connected to another player.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

A fucklot more stooges in the NFL than three.

It’s different in that it’s a thousand times worse than a punch

Perhaps the NFL will consider a Talib-ban

I love how a certain group of loud-mouthed Christians are also all about guns. Did they forget the part of the Bible where God commanded “Thou shalt not kill?” Or the many parts where Jesus condemned violence?

#blackcoffeematters

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

I gave up on the NFL back when Big Ben proved he was an ass to women. I had already gave up on hockey, and it looked to me like every professional sport I watched was rigged. College sports have always been one of those bad-taste-in-mouth things considering they’re basically platforms for kids to be either chewed up…

I work until about midway through the late game, and when I get home there’s always shit to get done around the house. Honestly, losing the NFL has made my life a lot easier because I’m not trying to cram in twelve extra hours of TV viewing a week.

I think I might be done with the NFL. The games were awful in the beginning of the year and the Ravens (my team of choice) are having a particularly bad year. I haven’t watched a full game since week 4 and I haven’t watched anything for about three weeks.

I would usually delete churches everytime I noticed they would pop up.

Should have been able to turn off churches just like disasters. Stupid buggers kept de-zoning valuable property space and didn't pay any taxes.