It's the NBA, nobody calls that any more.

Those aren't fans, Tom. That's their new starting five.

As a Knicks and Mets fan, I'm ready for plastic bags.

He's 7-1. How hard was that investigation for the cops?

Sadly, the whole point of putting Luke on Tattooine was that it's out of the way and Vader couldn't find him there. Then some idiot decided we needed Tattooine in the prequels, and bam, lore continuity ruined forever.

Even leaving aside his sketchy record and the conflicts of interest here, I've read a lot of books about history and have learned that ascending to a post as high as FBI director means you should be presumptively regarded with distrust and skepticism.

Pierre, relax. It says right in the cool headline the revolution is on hold. There's still time to get out.

The firm Mueller works for has done the bidding of the Redskins, Ravens, and the league for years. It was a clear conflict of interest the moment it was announced, which itself was only several hours after it was brainstormed.

You sure about that?

That's one hell of a way to quit your job as a copy editor.

"I'm Steve Kroft. Tonight on 60 Minutes: Ass Champagne Tastes FUCKING AWESOME. Later on, Leslie Stahl reports from Saskatchewan about climate change."

Matt, quit making burners to post about how hot you are. We've discussed this.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

The FSU Board of Trustees has asked for time, saying it's members are currently reading their eighth book.

I'm sure this news will bring a measured and reasoned response from #FSUTwitter.

Uh, if you can think of a food angle to the Charlie Hebdo massacre, so that I can cover it on my food blog called Foodspin, I'm all ears.

He's leveling a charge of bad journalism ethics at a magazine for ranking his restaurant lower than he'd like on its list of top places to eat in the DC area. That is about as clear an example of out-of-control entitlement as I can think of.

Which is #22 on the list. Which he feels he deserves better than, apparently because he's used to being higher than that. Which makes him sound entitled.