Why couldn't parents just get to the title games the old fashioned way: by being your son's high school/AAU coach and coincidentally getting hired at the same school your kid decides to go to?

Exactly. Volleyball, softball, baseball, track, equestrian, hockey, etc. What about those kids? What about their families?

Emmert went on to reveal that the parents of players on any team making the NIT finals would be fined $250.

Don't competitors in other sports have families too?

Is #FSUDeadspinCommenter the new #FSUTwitter?

I'm all for never letting Dungy live that down.

2nd for now, but Winston's crab walk time at the combine should pull him level with Mariota heading into the draft.

Since he's not gay, Dungy will consider mentoring him and tell the world he's a nicely reformed Christian kid.

Mariota comes with less baggage (as in, potential jail time once Winston steps outside of the comforting embrace of the Tallahassee PD).

So. Will Tony Dungy go on national TV and talk about how drafting Winston would be bringing a distraction into the locker room?

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I think he took it a little too literally when a fan yelled at him to "Make the call!"

I've watched the NY Mets play baseball, and no one on that team has ever had a -4 batting average, which proves is impossible. This is why dumb Americans need the core cirricolum.

The New York Jets need a new coach and a new general manager, and they've been asking a lot of people around the league if they might be interested in interviewing for the latter job.

"Shot down" would have worked better.

"Ooh. Somebody else turned down the Jets. Well, boo-fucking-hoo."

I BET YOU COULDN'T BOY

"Let me tell ya....Bull really hosed down those linebackers on that play!"

This hit me in waves.