It was only a matter of time before the signs of hip dysplagia began to emerge.

Hey Pitbull! Do your impersonation of Johnny Manziel's rookie season!

Sure he has. He learned how to count to 33.

This is the best bear because he goes all scorched earth on the apparatus even after the deer is down, thus protecting his brethren from suffering a similar fate.

This is a good bear

I can see how with such meager compensation, college sports would go broke trying to pay their athletes even a livable wage. Thank god coaches make so much money, since they can only physically manage to do so for like 20 or 30 years.

[a man, not unlike you and I, sees that he has once again finished 2nd in fantasy football]

Maybe I'm a stickler for tradition. Maybe this annual occurrence has become so ingrained in my being that I don't want it to change. It's hard to explain, but there's just something so life affirming about my beloved Arsenal qualifying for the Champions League every year while seemingly going out of their way to look…

You gotta be sh*tting me that you left this out.

despite their goofy position...

As a lifelong Seahawks fan, I sat watching the Superbowl, hoping to myself that this would be an affirmation of a dominant team's march to finally winning the Lombardi Trophy. (Championships are obviously a rarity for us Seattleites)

Thank God, ReforMatt, where I go for all my Native American information.

Cheer up, bear! We'll be naming our Bear of the Year later today! (It will not be a Chicago Bear.)

The comments to the ESPN article might be the most insufferable grouping of sentences in history. Why is it that people are so happy to praise an employee for (seemingly) taking less money for the benefit of his extremely profitable corporation?

I saw that one with my then-girlfriend, and when my friend asked me if it was any good, I referred to it as "a suitable excuse to sit in a dark room eating popcorn for two hours and occasionally pausing to kiss a pretty girl."

That's fine, but you're incorrect.

I'm very sorry that you and the others who've posted have had negative experiences with Indian men in the past. On the other hand, as an Indian man, a feminist, and a regular reader of this site, this discussion makes me wince. Fact: there are shitty and not-so-shitty people out there from every culture and creed.…

I love how guys have to actually feel what it's like to be a woman to sympathize with us instead of you know, taking our word on it? Especially when a majority of women talk about their weird online dating experiences.