In case anybody thought he didn't deserve horrible things done to him.

But it's already in a Cubs jersey.

If we're going just by the frequency and timing with which he uses it, I'm guessing that "Omaha" usually means, "Yes, in exchange for payment, I will endorse that."

Is there some sort of saying that would apply here? Maybe some suggestion that the residents of a city conduct themselves in a certain dignified manner? I'm drawing a blank.

I'm a Colts fan, so this doesn't really bother me.

"Fuckin' Julius!"

It's nice when you can go somewhere and not have the most unfortunate tattoos.

It must be -100 degrees in there if he's wearing sleeves and a hat.

Personally, I'm tired of people coming to the defence of a man whose reputation is tarnished beyond repair, and for good reason. Once a leader, over time, the man transformed into a villain and a poster boy for a conflict between what is right and what is ethically erroneous and misguided. His actions have not only…

"And, you know, it's basketball too. Used to be, a dunk was just that - a 'dunk.' Nowadays, though, it's 'takin' it to the house.'

Used to be, getting taken to the house was a privilege, something for those in the fields to aspire to. Now it's getting bandied about like nothing. Disgusting."

As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."

So I'm just going to mark you down as naive then...

Except she didn't. She was following all conditions set by her parole officer, the case is frivolous and without merit.

The guy who infamously didn't vote include Pedro Martinez on his MVP ballot in 1999 - not didn't vote for him for 1st but didn't include him at all - and was one of just TWO voters to not include Martinez in any ballot and Martinez lost the MVP by 3 percentage points... to someone later outed in the Mitchell Report…

This is Deadspin's finest moment.

I heard that he's also not allowed into BBWAA's official AOL chat room. They take shit like this very seriously.

Le Betard's face hovering over his shoulder the entire time made it much more amusing.

I can't tell if this is serious or a joke, but either way it's hilarious

Anybody who wrote what Mike Wilbon did after Sean Taylor was murdered should lose all right to call anybody else sanctimonious.