You know for sure it’s an evolution, because no part of this design is intelligent.

Entertainment 720’s social media strategy is finally paying off! #branding

I met Ro-Flo when I was a kid at a minor-league hockey game, back when he was a local sports broadcaster, so I’ve rooted for him for a long time. Personal proclivity aside—I think he might be the best SportsCenter anchor right now.

...And then ruled himself out of managing for the remainder of the season.

Gunshots: Still less dangerous than the St. Louis stadium concrete.

Jamal Crawford’s spindly body and fun colored shoes make him look exactly like an NBA Jam player taking an ill-advised half-court three.

Sincere question: When a different bulldog skateboards through the legs of 31 people, does a Guinness representative travel to Peru to officially rescind the plaque?

Damn that Suarez cross. Damn it right to hell.

Fairly certain that without Little Billy’s goals and induced-OGs, Chelsea would have...::mashes fingers on calculator::...zero points in all competitions this year.

“God, Lou, I thought you were fired!”

Sturridge also chose to go to a Chelsea side with Drogba, Anelka and Kalou already firmly established—had he wanted to be anywhere close to a No. 1 striker, he should have stayed at City. (I’ll even ignore, for the time being, that the side also bought Torres, which Sturridge couldn’t have foreseen.) He actually did…

And if you can successfully resist the urge to bore a cordless drillbit into your ears after the 100th time Rose says “Champagne with my campaign,” you earn extra credit.

Mark this day in history: An Aggie who learned to read!

Word, thanks, I flipped on the game after the Arrieta HBPs; I also missed that Rodriguez was pinch-hit for, just that he went bananas in the dugout.

Can someone explain to me what just happened with the bench-clearing slap fight?

This would be even more awesome if this celebration happened after Game 1 of the doubleheader, hence why the Jays dropped the second game.

It’s okay, Revere—an opportunity to redeem yourself will soon come along, fellow.

“These are from current and former players who don’t have a bias and come from perspectives closer to the current game than anything else you’ve read,” says Nitkowski.

Given the evangelical bent of the Rockies ownership, I’m 100% sure that’s sparking white grape juice.

“I showed him how to do that”—Steven Naismith