Agent Moses

Someone give that man a Gold Glove!

It’s great that the best (promoted) response the right-wing chucklefucks can muster here is the tu quoque fallacy. Not a single word about the actual electability or “statespersonship” of the people on offer.

That’s totally fair, and I guess the ham-handed Iraq War allegory in Episode III was meant to inoculate against the kind of concern I’m raising here. But I’m dealing specifically with the words used by characters within the films, and I think there’s an inconsistency there. Two quick things:

For a network that used to broadcast a show entitled Cold Pizza, ESPN is really disrespecting the stoner demographic.

Yeah, I’ve been thinking about this too, and I have to disagree with the prequel bootlickers below. Certainly public opinion could change in a manner of generations, but a child slave on Tatooine had heard of Jedi. Someone Anakin’s age by the time of the Empire’s dawn wouldn’t necessarily lose their memory of the…

I thought I was the only one who noticed this! I think Gawker has a genuine problem with human garbage trolls, but I think those people might be paid by right-wing think tanks.

Chelsea sure could use a pacy winger with an eye for goal right about now—I wonder what his price tag is!

You know what? Don’t reply. I should have known better than to comment on fucking Gizmodo.

Do you ever worry that people are “on about gender inequality,” it’s because you say things like having certain taste buds are “manly”?

Not sure we need to reduce having good taste in whisky to gender, but geez, this WTF guy is really proud of preferring to see the world simplistically. Congratulations, you don’t like a thing other people like! Soak up all the stars from the rest of the dullards!

So a White with all of the power in this situation decides to tell a Kike he made an error? Christ, is this Deadspin or Stormfront?

Football is a very simple game. 22 people play for 90 minutes, and in the end, Messi wins.

We know that Pedro can!

I put AdBlocker Plus on the comments section of Gawker. I’ll read the stories, and come to the other sites for the good commenters. I used to be able to tell myself that the obnoxious political comments were paid for by right-wing political organizations, but the human, subhuman filth that comes out of people’s…

Sri Lankan cricket: Where the takes are hotter than the tea.

“Let’s sign that man!”—Daniel Levy

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

I guess I’m proud of this guy for looking out for his sister, but it’s 1) a little odd it’s happening now, and not, as other posters mentioned, after the molestation admission, and 2) that he’s even willing to nominally engage the despicably false equivalence between “lying once in your life” and what Josh Duggar has…

I love dumb mascots celebrating with the team. Hoffi’s got some competition though for the best one thus far.