You’re human garbage.

God, nothing gets me more JACKED UP than a dubstep song while I watch a mobile crane DO ITS THING.

Yup, it’s like he had an Invisibility Cloak on his fedora and JK’s Twitter followers said “Reducto!” to that shit.

You’ve got to hand it to him* for spending the past 4 hours defending himself personally, and retweeting every white & male trash pile who agrees with him.

“All he wants to do is learn from this experience and move on and get an education ,” Baez said.

Plenty of vacuous numbskulls who would have used “-gate” have moved onto “-ghazi,” so it may be waning as a matter of course.

Limas Sweed :(

It’s funny, I tried to read his “mailbag” column about the fight/Game 7, and I could feel my eyes glazing over as I went through it. I started to scroll, and realized that I don’t care enough about the sporting events or his point of view to continue.

These are good and cool bears.

Drew, you nailed it with SportsCenter aversion. I actively change the channel when I see it coming on, because I’m virtually assured it’ll be news and PR packages digestible in any other format, or something I’d avoid anyway. Now that Baseball Tonight is back (hello, old friend), it’s practically the only non-live…

Oh, so cat people are also vertical video people? Figures. #teamdog

So did the players.

The USS Enterprise D crew.

Who the fuck are you?

To me, Peter Gammons thoughts on the subject encapsulate it perfectly: “fkzeefncnnnzl;”

Pommel horse, then the vault #beforerings

Costas has gotten extraordinarily punchy tonight. In particular, I enjoyed his narration of an entire couple's meeting, courtship, engagement, and consummation (in the 15th).

Depending on the reasonability of his wages (not sure if he's one of the club high earners), he might stick around to help with the homegrown quota, especially if he's a 4th or 5th option in a 3-man midfield, and not a fringe player.

Didn't even need to press play—I knew exactly what was coming. His crowning achievement as manager, I say.

That explains the 4 calls favoring Wisconsin in a row!