Smart + Strong. Good combination of men’s head coach names.

“I’d take the concussion. Absolutely, no-brainer.”

There's enough Paulo love to go around, my friend!

Was this article cross-posed to Jalopnik? If so, they’re on their way.

Artist, photographer, Porto and Chelsea football legend—this Paulo Ferreira guy does it all!

Jeremy spoke [out of his ass] today.

My idea for improving the PAT is to have the player who scores the touchdown kick it. You thought fat guy touchdowns were exciting? Just imagine the possibility of a fat guy TD + PAT attempt.

"So deadspin is officially in [Durant's] camp? I get that Deadspin has a liberal bias but this is a bit ridiculous."

Does the new stylebook have an entry for "thirsty," and whether anyone but Gawker employees understand what it means?

Me: "You see that Deadspin story about Peter King's weird mouth?"

No no kid, if you want to impersonate Steven Gerrard this season, you've got to stamp on someone's leg!

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Christ, get off the Internet, Junior Buss.

To be fair, all white people look the same to me too.

I'm honestly surprised the Jeep isn't white.

I for one liked watching Liverpool replaying the Miracle of Istanbul with Lovren ballooning a spot kick over the bar.

I feel that this list is missing some major cities on the list. I haven't read all of the criteria for who was counted but Brockway, Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, and other US cities that are bigger than San Fran weren't included.

I suggest making your own heavy whipping cream for the Irish coffees (Reddi-Whip simply will not do), and a sprinkle of nutmeg and cinnamon on top.

Anytime, seriously.

To answer your question: Awful person. Truly, despicably, deeply awful person.