AdBlock Plus is a godsend—I've blocked the comment sections on Youtube and Gawker, and my mental health is so much the better for it.

Pretty sure when Arkansas scrutinized Petrino's choice of ride, he ended up at Louisville.

Propensity for defence-splitting through-balls, I assume. Though if you don't have the ball, holding Y makes your keeper sprint for the ball, no matter where it is on the field! A great way to spice up 5-0 drubbings.

Thanks mate, that puts my impulsive thought into more sophisticated language—I also think you're onto something with the specificity of a sliced finger. Folks can lose their entire careers if they lose physical control over a tiny part of their mechanics, and they lose velocity or location; for margins that thin,…

Regarding why it seems to be baseball players who suffer these freak injuries, perhaps it does have something to do with the sport itself. Pitchers, especially, have finely tuned bodies for doing essentially one thing. It doesn't surprise me that this incredible focus might make their bodies less capable of handling…

This is a black bear, right?

It's ugly. It assumes that because some "wins" are worth more than others, Pop's playoff wins should be counted exponentially. I refuse to go visit that page again, but I recall that the Game 6 versus the Heat was worth ~438 wins in this analysis. But...the only reason playoff wins are "worth" more than regular season…

538 severely jumped the shark when it estimated that Pop had "the equivalent of" like, 20,000 wins because his playoff victories were worth more "wins" than a regular season one. It was so breathtakingly superficial I had to stop checking that site entirely.

Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

As a very small, dumb child, who knew of Wayne Knight from Seinfeld, I purchased that action figure prior to the film's release. I had decided that he would be my favorite character, and I also chose to repress the discovery that his arms came off due to "battle damage."

Guard of honor still goes up with West Brom away, no worries.

I heard earlier in the first half, Godin got a bloody nose. Was it from the Koke?

JJ, just keep an eye out for a desperate Colin Hanks with a revolver.

I'm a Chelsea supporter, but Rosicky is one of my favorite Arsenal players. I've also convinced myself he's the football version of Dale Cooper.

Love this graphic—may I put in a humble request for the Futurama cast?

Plus, now he has a real chance to win the league.

Marco, please come to London. I'll buy you a pass for the Tube and you'll never have to worry about traffic tickets again.

"Great complaint! Excellent work!"—Andrew Luck

"There's a carbon mo-noxide?"—Montgomery Burns voice

Ice burn. Good on you, Basel!