Does that mean all of the Knicks have to share one handgun?

"Yeah, 'little old Basel'"—Chelsea, Spurs, Manchester United, now Liverpool

SHOW THIS TO COWHERD

Wasn't the shortened 2011-12 season the result of an owner's lockout, and not a strike?

PFTCommenter's new alias really got you there.

Fuck Torii Hunter. This'll be my enduring image of this ponce.

It's got a perfect three-act structure, believable character motivations, and subplots with secondary characters that are resolved at a decent pace to the main one. It's also judiciously edited: For instance, we see just enough of Beca's job at the radio station to see how it contributes to the main plot, same with…

Pitch Perfect. If I ever taught a class on paradigmatic Hollywood screenplay structure, this would be the top of my list. COME AT ME BRO

Christ. This is a modern-day Shanghaiing.

Are Mike Wise and Tim Wise related? Because if so, I would like to see that Thanksgiving dinner.

Who let the dogs out?

Car!

I refuse to read Easterbrook's column, so I applaud anyone who subjects themselves to that torture. But did he seriously give Notre Dame—a school that covered up a rape accusation, was largely complicit in the eventual suicide of the victim, and stonewalled her parents' attempts to ascertain information—top of his…

Now Manchester United is the second-most embarrassing thing associated with Chevrolet this season.

Hey bud, best of luck in your class. I've taught public speaking in graduate school and I see firsthand how people improve after experiencing that initial anxiety.

Why not give the voodildo to a female friend, or your romantic partner?

I'm no Liverpool supporter, but it does surprise me a little that the club didn't go after a striker (not named Ricky Lambert) in the window. Someone like Immobile, who, despite his namesake, is quick as hell, or even Chicharito. It would be a pale shadow of a guy who doesn't cast one, but at least it's an attempt to…

Boo fuckin' hoo. Denver's airport is fantastic.

It is... (I'll use the term "ironic" to describe it) ironic that UEFA's alteration of the rules for Champions League seeding will help PSG more than any other side, after coming down with their rough punishments for FFP violations. It looks like a reward for the exact kind of behavior you're describing, especially…

Damn, this is like Napoleon and Boxer all over again.