Kid's a pretty good dribbler—but what kind of Tory doesn't support cutbacks?

This is coming from a guy who thinks Kick It Out is protocol for the skets [sic?] in his own life.

Blessing in disguise for United—Rooney misses the upcoming Everton and Chelsea matches, and the team won't be so unbalanced. (And no, this isn't a fat joke about Wayne Rooney.) (Okay, it is.)

Gotta love the woman holding the banner and grasping for the players as they fall, instead of, you know, letting go of the fucking banner.

This is sad news. When my friends and I used to play Madden as the Titans, we would sing Rob Bironas' name to the tune of "My Sharona."

Think he made up for it on this drive. 63-yard one-handed catch.

I'm assuming he won't be traded to the Cowboys, because they don't beat anybody.

Roger Goodell didn't believe Hurns caught those TDs until reading this post.

Well yeah, Ray Rice never killed a guy.

DOUBLE LAUDRUP

Plus, those are the only things white enough to satisfy Cardinals fans.

That pitch invader during the Ghana game was a Nazi. Call me crazy, but I'm anti-hugs for Nazis.

England played with Liverpool's midfield and attack—minus Suarez—and conveniently ignored that Liverpool shipped 51 goals. Then they played against Suarez, who scored 31 goals (in 32 games). Recipe for disaster.

If my name were Bartolo Colon Cleansing, I'd refrain from throwing stones about others' ridiculous monikers.

An additional benefit: This result most likely produces a Chile/Brasil knockout round match, which should be a terrific game.

His near-1v1 with the keeper was embarrassing, I agree. I really am not invested in defending the guy, but I do think he made the difference when moving to the right side (probably on his own) to put in those chances.

Hey, did you miss the ball that was Varela's equalizer?

I don't see what the big deal is. The US should just take a lesson from Ford and IBM prior to World War II and collaborate with the Germans and move on.

Hey, did you miss the ball that was Varela's equalizer?

Can we have a gallery of the Tartan Army celebrating in the Uruguay end?