Me: "You see that Deadspin story about Peter King's weird mouth?"

No no kid, if you want to impersonate Steven Gerrard this season, you've got to stamp on someone's leg!

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Christ, get off the Internet, Junior Buss.

To be fair, all white people look the same to me too.

I'm honestly surprised the Jeep isn't white.

I for one liked watching Liverpool replaying the Miracle of Istanbul with Lovren ballooning a spot kick over the bar.

I feel that this list is missing some major cities on the list. I haven't read all of the criteria for who was counted but Brockway, Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, and other US cities that are bigger than San Fran weren't included.

I suggest making your own heavy whipping cream for the Irish coffees (Reddi-Whip simply will not do), and a sprinkle of nutmeg and cinnamon on top.

Anytime, seriously.

To answer your question: Awful person. Truly, despicably, deeply awful person.

AdBlock Plus is a godsend—I've blocked the comment sections on Youtube and Gawker, and my mental health is so much the better for it.

Pretty sure when Arkansas scrutinized Petrino's choice of ride, he ended up at Louisville.

Propensity for defence-splitting through-balls, I assume. Though if you don't have the ball, holding Y makes your keeper sprint for the ball, no matter where it is on the field! A great way to spice up 5-0 drubbings.

Thanks mate, that puts my impulsive thought into more sophisticated language—I also think you're onto something with the specificity of a sliced finger. Folks can lose their entire careers if they lose physical control over a tiny part of their mechanics, and they lose velocity or location; for margins that thin,…

Regarding why it seems to be baseball players who suffer these freak injuries, perhaps it does have something to do with the sport itself. Pitchers, especially, have finely tuned bodies for doing essentially one thing. It doesn't surprise me that this incredible focus might make their bodies less capable of handling…

This is a black bear, right?

It's ugly. It assumes that because some "wins" are worth more than others, Pop's playoff wins should be counted exponentially. I refuse to go visit that page again, but I recall that the Game 6 versus the Heat was worth ~438 wins in this analysis. But...the only reason playoff wins are "worth" more than regular season…

538 severely jumped the shark when it estimated that Pop had "the equivalent of" like, 20,000 wins because his playoff victories were worth more "wins" than a regular season one. It was so breathtakingly superficial I had to stop checking that site entirely.

Guard of honor still goes up with West Brom away, no worries.