I heard earlier in the first half, Godin got a bloody nose. Was it from the Koke?

JJ, just keep an eye out for a desperate Colin Hanks with a revolver.

I'm a Chelsea supporter, but Rosicky is one of my favorite Arsenal players. I've also convinced myself he's the football version of Dale Cooper.

Love this graphic—may I put in a humble request for the Futurama cast?

Plus, now he has a real chance to win the league.

Marco, please come to London. I'll buy you a pass for the Tube and you'll never have to worry about traffic tickets again.

"Great complaint! Excellent work!"—Andrew Luck

"There's a carbon mo-noxide?"—Montgomery Burns voice

Ice burn. Good on you, Basel!

Does that mean all of the Knicks have to share one handgun?

"Yeah, 'little old Basel'"—Chelsea, Spurs, Manchester United, now Liverpool

SHOW THIS TO COWHERD

Wasn't the shortened 2011-12 season the result of an owner's lockout, and not a strike?

PFTCommenter's new alias really got you there.

Fuck Torii Hunter. This'll be my enduring image of this ponce.

Christ. This is a modern-day Shanghaiing.

Are Mike Wise and Tim Wise related? Because if so, I would like to see that Thanksgiving dinner.

Car!

I refuse to read Easterbrook's column, so I applaud anyone who subjects themselves to that torture. But did he seriously give Notre Dame—a school that covered up a rape accusation, was largely complicit in the eventual suicide of the victim, and stonewalled her parents' attempts to ascertain information—top of his…

Now Manchester United is the second-most embarrassing thing associated with Chevrolet this season.