Who just saw Tony Gonzalez go full Ron Burgundy on his player intro?

The bulldog was just exhausted from staying up all night trying to convince his owners to shoot videos in landscape mode.

Di Canio regrets being so Mussolenient with the players.

Here's the bigger mystery: Why did Schefter steal AOL Moviephone's 1998 design for his Twitter background?

DS! Put up the Mikel goal against Fulham today. His first in 261 Premier League matches!

Not enough casual racism.

They really should have gone on more of a dry run, because right now, it seems like they've got a bit of a mess on their hands.

You've got it all wrong—Luck is the guy who throws, other players have to catch.

That thing was designed by whatever abomination convinced Cubes to change the Mavericks' logo.

Honestly, I like the Indy change. Seeing the "redesigned" Colts logo is like walking out of Plato's cave for the first time. The logo has literally been a C the entire time, we just never saw it!

PPD: Feeling's gone; can't go on

Maybe they were "found out" by other, stronger teams, in the playoffs, but it's hard to argue with 3 Super Bowls, 2 Super Bowl appearances, and a couple of AFC Championship losses to the eventual champions (Colts, Ravens) in the past decade. It's incredibly hard to win a football game, and a football championship, and…

Chris Benoit once tried to do this in one of his promos, but he choked.

"Cannot beheld"? Looks like they've got some verb tense agreement mistakes, too.

Seems like the Stassi would be a lot better at surveillance of other's actions.

Ted Lasso > AVB

Authorities are on the lookout for her accomplice, traveling in a white vehicle.

That's great, I haven't been able to see them play this season at all—unless you count visiting Austin and seeing Manny play for the Round Rock Express. Last summer and the summer before, I went to a spate of games—thankfully before the meltdown and avoiding the depths of the abyssal plain which was most of 2012, but…

What a difference a year makes, huh? This team isn't just talented, it's extremely likable. (Like when Snyder hit that double two nights ago, popped up and did Gomes' signature flex.) I think 2004 might be a good analogue, especially with Victorino and Gomesy playing the 'savvy/clutch/clubhouse veteran' roles.

Yesterday was my birthday. So within the span of 24 hours, the Sox won in 15 innings and came back from this deficit. Thanks for the prezzies, Red Sox!