The remaining suspect is tangled up in blue.

All over the hotel suite? Even on the Davenport?

Pictured: Workers not wearing helmets, subject to a $50,000 fine and 4-week suspension.

+1

Are...are the eyes her boobs?

The Boston sports media have now one fewer idiom that'll be used to describe them.

These "Garfield without Garfield" strips are getting weirder and weirder.

The last time a Bristol was this tight-lipped, the Palin family acquired a new mouth to feed.

Par-fait.

They make quite the prickly pair.

Knowing Jeter's lack of range, it was probably plugged in to a wall most of the time.

Looks like she wasn't protected by a silver spoon.

The only thing Ray Lewis obstructs more than running lanes is JUSTICE!1

When the burners get the joke.

These jokes are the pits!

Christ, Wayne Rooney's hair plugs have come in fast.

Isn't that what he means by the hole in the Cowboys' stadium roof?

The IJF's approach is pretty dense. They've sided with bronze over brains.

Ava-pine tar

Rookie Monster.